imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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The 11th Commandment

leisurelord:

Never downplay her nudes

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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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